My kid is definitely the product of two actors. He’s one of the most expressive babies I’ve ever seen. Behold:

Now, you may be thinking that these are just image captures that happened to be at the right second. No. These are faces he tends to hold for at least a few seconds, leading me to believe that they are, at least as much as can be expected from a month-old baby, intentional.

This kid is up to something.

I have the fear.